Finding a girlfriend

Finding a girlfriend should be like finding employees. The girls apply to be your girlfriend. You screen out the unattractive and uninteresting ones according to their pictures and CV's. You phone their ex-boyfriends and ask questions like "How was her blowjobs?" and they answer truthfully. Then you phone 10 of them for an interview. If you find the one your looking for you take her, but naturally there's a 4 month trial period during which the bond can be broken with no need for a reason.

This would be so much better than the way we're doing it now ;)