A new girl and some anal sex with Jonna
I was out on a weekday due to certain reasons. I met a girl I hadn't seen in 15 years or so. Her tits were big in a reasonable manner and her ass looked gorgeous. I talked to her for quite a while. She had just gotten out of a long-term relationship. Eventually she spent the night at my place.
She was wearing a skirt, I think they call it a jazz skirt. Anyway, it's not very thick and her ass felt amazing when I sneaked my hand on it. We hadn't talked about sex at all, she was just going to spend the night at my place. Yeah, right. I gave her a t-shirt she could sleep in and she undressed herself from her cigarette-smoky clothes.
When she got in to bed I started to gradually run my hands around her body. She didn't mind at all. Her tits we're amazing. I'm not a titty man generally, but her tits were very sexy. She had white string undies under which I put my hand and started to finger her. She hadn't shaved. Eventually I pulled off her panties and I was suprised with the amount of hair she had. She'd probably never shaved in her life. I don't mean that there was hair all over her thighs or anything, just that there was a very thick bush. Not sexy, not sexy at all.
She was very shy with me looking at her body, which is a major turn off for me. I want to look. I didn't want to lick her hairy pussy and anyway somehow the situation called for some fucking straight away.
I was drunk enough to have problems getting it up. Actually I'm not sure if it was the booze or her. She didn't do anything at all, just laid there. She didn't even touch my cock with her hand. I'm not saying I've seen that many pussies, but I guess just looking at a hairy pussy isn't going to get me hard any more. Luckily her ass was very sexy, so I turned her around. I could hardly believe my ears when she said "You're crazy" as she implied that this is something wild that she's never done before. What the fuck has she been doing for the last 4 years that she's been dating? Just the missionary position for 4 years? Get real.
Anyway, looking at her ass and jerking off a bit got me a hard on. Her ass looked perfect. Really, it was pretty much flawless. Very sexy. However you didn't want to spread her legs at all cause you'd see the bush.
I fucked her from behind, then in the missionary, then again from behind and then in the missionary. She wasn't especially active.
When we'd finished I said the dumbest thing. I've laughed at it a dozen times since. I said "I guess we have a rather different image of good sex." I don't know how that got out, it just did. Luckily, she didn't take it as bad as she could've. Though in the morning she asked me if I remembered what I had said to her and I replied with something like: "I probably said a lot of things. Which one?" She didn't go further.
All in all, lousy sex but a very hot girl. Of course she'd definately need to shave.
I got better sex from Jonna the same day. As I had promised her last time I did fuck her in the ass. It was probably the easiest anal sex experience with a new girl so far. I used a lot of saliva for lubrication, I've never used anything else. I very very slowly let my cock sink in to her asshole. If it was getting too tight I pulled back a bit and then continued again.
I started fucking her, but gently and not going too deep. Gradually I went deeper and deeper and started going faster. She was going nuts.
We exploded at the same time. Her body convulsed like I've never seen before. I blew my load in her ass.
I pulled out very slowly. You can really hurt a girl by pulling out of her ass too fast. Do this almost as slow as when you enter. I got her a piece of paper to clean up.
Evita also called me a few days ago and asked if she could come over. Unfortunaly I didn't have the time. We'll see how sex with her feels after Jonna has been able to all the same things but better. Evita has a hotter ass and pussy though.
posted by Farewell @ 10:43 AM
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16 Comments:
Do you think bad sex is better than no sex? I mean, obviously you thought that girl was hot but it was pretty obvious, too, that the sex wasn't going to be that pleasant (I would have given up if any guy would tell me "you're crazy" before I've even done anything, and go masturbate or just fall asleep..).
"I guess we have a rather different image of good sex" was hilarious.
Passive girl is such a turn off... It might be that she was pretty drunk though.
anonymous 1: Well, in many cases masturbation would've produced a better orgasm, but it still is nice to fuck new girls every now and then. You can jerk off whenever you want.
And anyway, it would've been pretty damn rude to stop there. I guess I'm not as big of an asshole as you are ;)
anonymous 2:
Passive and shy even more majorly so. She was a lot more sober than me. I don't think it was the booze :/
Ok, I guess I got the wrong impression, I kinda thought the girl didn't really want to have sex either or "go all the way" and in any case wasn't going to enjoy it much (did she?). Based on your side of the story, she doesn't seem to me like someone who does 1 night stands. Or then she simply had a very different (umm.. weird) idea of good sex.
But you're right, I might just be an asshole who can't appreciate naivity and innocence :D. All though I do like the idea of some hot and seemingly very confident girl being completely ignorant in bed... *evil grin*
#1 Anonymous
Oh, and I'm a girl too, by the way, and not a sadistic gay man even if my previous comment might imply that I am :).
Great that you will have something to remember in 20 years when you are crying your lonelines into your pint.
Hey all.
Found this blog by accident some months ago, and I have found myself taking a peak every now and then. Farewell's stories are not that sexy, I enjoy the conversation much more since this blog seems to raise feelings for some.
I think Farewell's problem is not being a chauvinist jerk. Farewell's problem is that he has no sense of humour about sex. Reading over and over the same description of sluts, assholes, complaints about hairy pussies etc., is so-o formulaic, like watching the same porn flick over and over again. This guy makes himself appear as "the stud" who always knows what women want (I haven't read a single description on what _HE_ learned from the girls during sex.) Get real, Farewell. Instead of trying to make yourself appear as "The Stud", have some sense of humour. That's what good sex is made of, I can't imagine having fun with you in the bed, since I would have to read a porn film synopsis first to know how to act. By now, I imagine that as a lover you are one of those guys with moustache and hard-boiled appearance from German porn films.
To the person who posted Max Tucker: that was fun. Sexy and both humorous about the "stud" stereotype.
And getting a hard-on by calling women sluts, sounds either gay or just psychopathic.
Have a nice day, Farewell. And try to make up a smart answer instead of those belittling, lame remarks like "Haha"
Great comment "woman in Helsinki"
Farewell is so full of himself..
besides he will end up a very lonely man I believe..
well, i just have i tiny guess he is nothing but a lonely post-adolescent bore jerking off in his bedroom making up these hardly imaginative fantasies. but that's just my guess.
Thanks for your comments! I've been wondering why there's hasn't been any more comments like these. These really do make me think whether this is the way I want to lead my life.
woman in helsinki:
I agree that sex with humour is great. However I don't find hairy pussies or bad blowjobs funny in that sort of way.
I am well aware that my sexual preferences are somewhat out of the ordinary. I don't especially like vanilla sex, I want something special.
I have learned a lot of things in a year. It's just that very few are things I can clearly write down. I'm sure I've improved my oral technique, my fingering, but it's not something that happens during one sexual encounter. That's why you can't find text like "Today I learned how to lick the clitoris a little more tenderly" in the blog.
I'm sure you wouldn't enjoy sex with me. Our worlds are too different. If you think calling a woman a slut during sex is something sick, we're way too far on different paths. In my point of view you're being narrow-minded. Fortunately, I won't be calling you a slut, so no problem there.
I myself don't think that Max Tucker's stories are real. Even if they were, I couldn't write that kind of stuff since it doesn't happen to me. I write about my life from my point of view. I'm sure I don't need to tell you that you can stop reading if you want.
Out of respect I did not start my reply with "Haha", but I do have to tell you that I did laugh when I first read it. I'm not saying that it isn't full of very accurate critisim, it's just that it also very clearly points out that you don't (even try to) understand the kind of life and sex I like.
To anonymous and randy:
I do wonder if I'll ever find someone special. It really does keep my head occupied every now and then.
Still I refuse to get into a relationship with a girl I don't absolutely worship and adore. If I don't find that girl, I'll be miserable anyway, married or not.
anonymous who thinks I'm not real:
There's very little I can say to that since there is no way or need for me to prove myself.
This is a diary for myself. You're free to read it, or then simply read something else.
This is Anonymous #1 speaking again ;).
I think that was a decent reply, you're obviously not entirely rotten. But I can't help but wonder, with the way you are living your life now, would you notice if someone special did come along? Would you be open for that (I'd like to say open for love, but that sounds like too... too much)?
I get the feeling that in your secret fantasies some girl will come along, knock you off your feet, you'd fall in mutual love at the first sight and you'd love her 'til death and beyond and stay committed and loyal for the rest of your life. And that all would be so easy to do, since you both were in love and she was the perfect girl for you and you were the perfect guy for her.
I get what you're saying about not wanting to get into a relationship for the wrong reasons or with the wrong person. Me neither. And I know that one can be sure not to find love if one obsesses about it, so it's better to make the best of your life and then hope that someone who enjoys the same kind of lifestyle WILL eventually come along. And I'm sure you know a thing or two about sex and all that. But the thing is, relationships are a lot more than sex. Sounds like a cliché, but it's true. You can't fix emotions with good sex, relationships take a lot of effort to work and require certain skills. Relationship and love doesn't just happen and stay alive and strong by itself. You have to be willing to open up and let someone share your life, your thoughts and your heart and do so even at bad times, even when your instincts are telling you to protect yourself, you have to let the one you love closer. If you don't but rather keep up walls between you two, love will not happen.
I think you have the wrong mindset for finding love. I think you're concentrating on the wrong things. What do you think? I'm not saying that what you need now is love or that you should lower your standards to find love, but you said for yourself that you sometimes think about it. Do you think you would be able to tell who "the one" is? And how would things be different with "the one"?
Sounds pretty bad with that new girl, but that anal sex with Jonna was pretty hot!
Amy
Live and let live. If farewell wants to have some fun and explore things while waiting for love, it's fine. Who says you can't have sex with lots of different girls while waiting. It doesen't mean you'll end up lonely for the rest of your life if don't concentrate on searching love all the time.
Of course not. I didn't say it did. I don't know if Farewell even wants a relationship right now. I was just interested on hearing his thoughts on the issue of "finding love". I don't think love's something that just happens on it's own, if the people aren't ready and willing to put in some effort. But again, this isn't a blog about love, this is a blog about someones's sex life. So if Farewell doesn't want to answer, that's fine too.
A #1
Great fantasies, I suppose you would like them to be real.
Anonymous #1:
You may well be right. I have no idea how things would be different with "the one". I'm just hoping that when she comes along I'll know it.
I'm not expecting it to be perfect. I do know that a relationship needs hard work in order for it to work. For example with Laura it was her who gave up, not me.
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