Sunday, December 23, 2007

3 nights, 3 girls

I've spent my last three nights with three different girls. First Evita slept over, then Mirva and last night I was at Silja's. Different girl every night, the bright side of being single. I wouldn't want any of these girls as a girlfriend, but small doses are fine. And even though I value the time when I'm alone, it's still often nice to just sleep next to someone.

Compared to Lisa, however, these girls are nothing. I'd give away all the three nights for one hour with her. I hate it. I hate being so fixated on her. And I know it's only because I can't have her. The moment she gives in I'll lose interest. This is my curse.

Sex with Evita was very unenthusiastic. She's my inflatable doll. I do whatever I want with her and she just passively obeys and takes it. Except up the ass. Blah. Her crotch is beautiful though. I always have her pose on all fours with her ass up while I jerk off for a while just watching.

Mirva became the 28th girl I've fucked. She's also definitely the fattest so far. I actually grabbed her love handles while fucking her from behind, lol ;) Obviously she's not a reader of my blog since she also has a hairy pussy and ass. Where do these girls come from? I would never date a girl who doesn't shave.

Actually, if Silja shaved I think I'd find her 10 times more sexy than I do now. Mirva is too fat so in my books she's already a lost cause, but shaving might help her in the fugure with a guy whose not as fat-phobic as I am. A hairy pussy is kind of like ice cream with some shit on it as dressing. It just ruins the whole package.

Because of her size, Mirva's tits are pretty big and sexy. And her blowjob technique was good. I enjoyed it so much that after fucking her for a while I told her I wanted to cum in her mouth. I took off the condom, she blew me and swallowed the load like aspiring girls are expected to.

I have to say though, I don't think I even made her cum. To be completely honest with you, in her case, I don't care. If she never calls me again, I won't even notice. Well, anyway, she already did.

Yesterday I was at a Christmas party of some sort. After getting very drunk and sending some text messages with Silja I took a taxi to her place. We drank some more and talked. By the time we got to bed I probably dozed off immediately so we didn't even have sex. In the morning we played around a bit, but then I had to leave and we never quite got to it. I don't mind. I like her, she's a fun girl. I just can't get over the pubic hair, sorry.

Meanwhile, it's Christmas. Merry aforementioned to you all. I guess I've been a naughty boy since the links I asked for in my previous post haven't exactly been piling up. So far we're at zero. Writing a blog about my bad behavior is probably a dead giveaway for Santa and his elves. Those fuckers. I bet Santa is much more of a pervert than I am.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Silja and her ass (no, I don't mean a donkey)

Not a lot of sexual action in my part of the woods. I've been really busy with work, hobbies and Christmas. I'm so happy that there's some vacation coming up. I feel like I'm about to have a nervous breakdown. It's just that burn outs are so 80's already that a fashionable chap such as myself would never let it happen.

Silja and I had another encounter. She slept over at my place, but we didn't have sex since we were both drunk and tired. The next day we ended up spending together. It was fun. I cooked her some food, we watched movies and drank Glögg.

All this happened more than a week ago so I'm having a hard time remembering all the details of our act. One thing I do remember very clearly is how I was disgusted by her asshole. I watched it while I fucked her from behind and it was far from enticing. I suppose it was the hair around it. I guess that's all it takes to ruin the single sexiest part of the female body. Instead of cumming, I threw up. I'm just happy the vomit came out of my penis and not my mouth. (rotflmao;))

Evita has been busy too and she's canceled a date twice. Hope we can make it soon. I'm eager to fuck her. She's a lot of fun as long as you don't see her very often.

Last Friday I was very horny. I could only think about pussy and ass. Watching porn, but not jerking off didn't help in the least bit. So I started sending some dirty text messages to Jonna. To my amazement, I was turned down. I was under the impression that all it needs is one text message and my cock is in her mouth.

Well, I was wrong. She turned me down. She played along sort-of, but eventually she refused to meet up. She said: "I don't think that's what I need right now". Maybe she's hung up on her previous boyfriend or something. Dunno. Well, anyway, she already sent me an email asking me out for a beer. I guess she just wants me to say something nice to her before I call her a slut and fuck her ass.

That's all for today I suppose. I'm hoping to write at least once before Christmas, but just in case I don't: merry Christmas everyone. Spend all your money on useless gifts that the recipients won't value. That's the spirit! ;)

If you want to cheer up my Christmas, feel free to email me some links to good anal porn ;) My email is at gmail.com and my username is "releaving.farewell".

Monday, December 03, 2007

Everyone hates Bush!

We all know the depressing situation when you're at a restaurant and you see a beautiful couple glowing with happiness. They laugh, hold hands and whisper in each other's ears. It seems like time has stopped for them. The boy only sees the girl and the girl only sees the boy. Nothing can distract the intensity of their togetherness.

Well, a few days ago, me and the old friend I mentioned in my previous post, were pretty much like that. Of course we weren't really in love or anything of the sort. But hey, what do you really know about the situation of a couple you see in a bar? Maybe they're so excited because they're both cheating on their spouses.

Anyway, me and Silja -that's what I'll call her- had a great time. We had a few drinks then came over to my place to have one more. Soon it was late and she was swearing because she had no make-up removal lotion with her. Ok, so she was staying for the night.

We had a shower together. She had a huge bush. What a major turn off. I don't get girls who don't shave. I've mentioned this a million times in the blog, but it seems I'm not getting through since I still meet girls with hairy pussies. Ladies, if there's one thing you remember from my blog remember this: shave. (And take it up the ass, of course.)

Otherwise the showering was fun. Some girls hardly react to G-spot rubbing, some girls react very violently. Silja is of the latter category. I'm not sure, but I think she came after half a minute of fingering. Awesome.

When we got out of the shower and onto my bed, she sucked my cock. I don't know what happened to the previous talks about STD's. It just happened. Maybe she'd had it checked out. Maybe not. Her having herpes was actually very unlikely judging by what she told me earlier. Anyway, definitely not the smartest move to let her suck my cock. Unfortunately I realized it when my cock was already half way down her throat. Let's just hope lady luck is benevolent.

The blowjob was good however. Way better than Evita, but then again, that's not much of an achievement. Her style was close to that of Laura, whom I think still carries the title of "Best Blowjob". She even rubbed my asshole, which was very nice and unexpected.

I put on a condom, but my erection wasn't especially strong. Her bush was far from sexy and our games were plain vanilla. So I started licking her. She kept twirling around so much that it was really hard to keep at it. I turned her around on her stomach. Watching her ass while I fingered her made my cock hard.

First I fucked her from behind. When we did the missionary, she rubbed my ass again. Perfect. It feels awesome. Try it out sometimes, boys and girls, if you already haven't. Naturally I also rubbed her ass, but I didn't slide a finger in yet. Maybe next time, if there's going to be a next time.

She rode me for quite a while and panted: "It's not easy to make you cum". I wasn't aware that she wanted me to cum already. I told her I cum when I want to. We switched back to missionary and I let myself ejaculate while she rubbed my asshole.

She slept over for the night, which was sort of nice, I suppose. I do like some tenderness with her. However, she's nothing compared to Lisa.

Tomorrow Evita is coming over. I'm feeling so damn horny I can't wait to strangle her while I finger her slutty ass.