Questions and answers, vacation

Bumped into a funny question thingie here. Her answer to question number 9 is the best there is ;)

Here's my answers:

1. Have you had three-way or group sex? No, unfortunately not.
2. Have you had sex during menstration? Yes. I prefer anal during menstruation. Well, actually, I probably always prefer anal ;)
3. Have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same gender? No. I've tried thinking about it in an objective manner, but it just doesn't turn me on.
4. Have you had sex in your parent's home? Yes, millions of times.
5. Have you had hot interracial sex? No. Hopefully I will.
6. Have you masterbated in front of another person? Yes and it's fun.
7. Have you had sex in a public place? Yes, but only a few times.
8. Have you been filmed or photographed having sex? Yes, though I like taking the pictures more.
9. Have you had anal sex? Yes. I love it.
10.Do you swallow? If I was gay and I was sucking cock I'd definately swallow.
11.Have you masturabated today? No, been too busy :/
12.Have you had sex in a car? Yes. It can be fun, but I prefer something a bit more open.
13.Have you had a one-night stand or sex with a stranger? Yes.
14.Total amount of sexual partners? 17 so far.

Dear readers, I'm going on vacation for two weeks. I'm not sure if I'll be able to update during my vacation. I'll try but I can't promise anything. So even if I'm quiet for two weeks, I'm still alive, I'm just away from the computer and getting busy with hot chicks in a warm place with lots of sun.

Messing around in a bar

I was at a bar last night. I was suppose to take it easy, but quite the opposite happened. I was loaded, but I had fun. I was messing around with two girls in the same bar. The other girl was the one I mentioned earlier. The one I met at the very same bar about a week ago. The other one was a new girl.

I'm suprised the girls didn't get pissed off. I was playing around with both of them and I was really drunk so I wasn't being especially smooth or subtle. Eventually I took the new girl home with me. I very seldom bring girls home from bars. Generally the sex sucks when you're drunk and you don't know the girl. And anyway I never seem to find the right girls from bars.

Somehow I had thought that she would be rather experienced with men, but when we got to my place my assumptions turned out to be somewhat erroneous. She wanted the lights out, but I didn't yield. Sex is a very visual experience to me and I love watching so no way in hell was I going to turn off the lights.

I liked her body very much. That's what aroused my appetite in the first place. She didn't just look good with clothes on, she was just as beautiful without. She had pink string panties on, which looked so enticing that I just had to take them off as soon as I saw them. Her pussy was completely shaved. I personally like the landing strip more, but no hair is certainly a lot better than a bush.

I licked her a good while, but somehow she wasn't being especially responsive. Either I wasn't doing a good job or she was really drunk. Naturally, I believe it was the latter. I also licked her asshole and fingered it. She seemed to like it and her anus was very welcoming, I could sink a saliva-lubricated finger in very easily. After this I probably had a finger up her ass for the rest of the act.

She didn't suck my cock. Somehow that always seems to indicate inexperience. It was rather disappointing. Everything just feels so incomplete if you don't tickle her uvula with your cock. I just don't understand girls who don't suck cock. I just don't.

Well, anyway, eventually I grabbed a condom. I was so drunk that my erection wasn't the strongest possible and her only encouragement had been some stroking and no sucking. I turned her around on all fours, fingered her and stroked myself to get a decent hard on. When I did I put on the condom fast and entered her.

She started moaning as I started pounding. While fucking her I spread her ass cheeks so I could look at her anus. After a while I let myself cum. I don't think she was anywhere near an orgasm, but I blame the alcohol for that. When I had blown my load and pulled out, she asked "Now can we sleep?". I laughed, but really that was the stupidest thing to say. I guess it wasn't a mind-boggling experience for her. Well, you can't win 'em all. I enjoyed it, especially the ass licking and fingering, but she definately should've sucked my cock.

I'm probably meeting the other girl later on today. I remember kissing her last night and having my hands in the back of her pants. I remember she had a thong on. She's an innocent little girl so I probably won't get to her panties tonight, but the groundwork is important. I promise to tell you the color of the panties when I get to them ;)

Christmas Sex

Laura was here last night. We had a great time. When she was sucking my cock I asked her to lick my asshole and she did. No one's done that to me in a while. I remembered that it would feel a bit more extreme. It was rather plain actually, but still nice. And it is just so private.

There was a moment when she just stroked my cock and stared at it for a while. I didn't interrupt her. She seems have some kind of obsession with my cock. Well, I don't mind at all. I just wish she was a bit more open-minded, then our sex would be very good.

First I finger-fucked her in to an orgasm and she had another one while we were fucking in doggy style, which is her favorite position. I probably enjoyed most when I had her legs up, ankles in one hand. If you pull away a bit, it's such a great sight. The ass and pussy, so beautiful. Actually when I came I was thinking about fucking her in the ass in that position when really I was fucking her in the pussy.

After the sex she said that it's weird how I can always make her cum. Well, it is true. I don't think I've ever stopped before she cummed at least once. She's also complimented on my stamina. I can control myself rather well and I cum when I want to. Of course I fail every now and then, but luckily not very often.

How is it with you, readers? Men, do you know how to control yourself? Women, have the men you've met been able to control theirselves?

Oh, yeah, merry christmas everyone. I definately wouldn't mind a santa's little helper girl here with me now. I bet santa's helper would be dirty enough to take it up the ass and suck me off right after.

Swallow is the bird of love

Busy weekend. I spent quite a lot of time with Laura. I'm not going to start dating her again, definately not, but she is fun to be with. She's having her period so we couldn't have sex, but to make up for that she gave me a decent blowjob yesterday. I rather bluntly just asked "Wanna give me a blowjob?" and she said "Yeah, sure". That's the way it's suppose to work, girls. And here's some tips to make him moan like never before.

We also talked about penis size with Laura. Mostly about does size matter. I was completely wasted, she wasn't. She gave me a lift home from a bar on Satruday. What I enjoyed in the conversation was that it ended with her praising my size and cock in general. It's always nice to her positive comments about your cock ;) Oh yeah and in her opinion size definately does matter and "Size doesn't matter" is just something you say to guys with small dicks so they wouldn't feel bad. That's her opinion, I don't necessarily agree.

I also met a new girl at a bar on Saturday. Well, we do have mutual friends, but I hardly even knew that she existed. She was somewhat drunk and waved hello at me so I went to talk to her. I'm not sure why I've never noticed her before since she is rather hot. I got her phone number and we've been sending some SMS messages since.

I'm seeing Aino on Wednesday. We're going to go see a movie or something. Hopefully we'll go to her place afterwards and she'll be the wild girl she was some time ago

I'm also suppose to meet Sabrina during the holidays. She's probably the hottest girl I'm fooling around with at the moment. I also like spending time with her. She'd be a rather good girlfriend candidate if she wasn't such a diva.

Oh yeah, and I never told you what happened with girl who gave me the weirdest date I've ever been on. We talked a few times on the phone, but after that she stopped answering my calls or my messages and so I stopped contacting her. That is just so weird. I wonder what her point was. She was unbelievably dumb, but I definately would have wanted to stuff my cock in her.

Sodomy

"Sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy

Don't worry if you feel ashamed
It's been around for years
Thousands more than can be named
Are interested in rears
Don't worry about hell
No harm will come to your soul
We're not all Pentacostal
But everybody's got an asshole

Let me tell ya 'bout sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy

It might just improve your sex
It's a hard act to follow
The fact that fundamentalists
Find difficult to swallow
So join me as I sing
Of an activity that's fun
Open up your ring
And try it front to bum
Bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

Sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy

SODOMY!"

If you haven't seen "Meet the Feebles" yet, don't watch it ;)

Girls

Take a look at this girl. She takes my breath away. Unbelievable.

It was not long ago that I talked with a friend about the models of today. I told him that it's so wrong to print pictures of unbelievable women when they really aren't that perfect in real life. What you can't fix with make-up, you can with Photoshop. All the wrinkles, all the skin problems, all the sellulite, all gone. "The flawless women seen in the pictures just don't really exist", I said. To which my friend replied: "Yeah, you'd think so, until you see one walking casually down the street"

It's true. Those perfect looking girls do exist. At least once a week when walking around in Helsinki, or some other place with lots of people, my jaw drops and I can't help but just stare at the beauty of a girl. I'm simply amazed and awe-struck at how someone can look so awesome.

Unfortunately so far I haven't met a girl who is unbelievably beautiful and still interesting to talk to. In most cases, beauty and stupidity walk hand in hand. I'm not a man who finishes second. I want the perfect girl, in all aspects. I won't settle for less. Sometimes it just seems like such an impossible mission. And then when you happen to meet a girl who seems nice and looks good, she's taken.

It's a cruel world.

Independence Day

Today is our Independence Day. A movie called The Unknown Soldier is always shown on TV on our Independence Day. It's about the war of the Soviet Union and Finland in the years 1941-1944. I've seen the movie a dozen times, but still it shakes me. The soldiers were about my age and as I imagined myself in their place watching my friends die beside me I couldn't stop myself from shedding a tear. All due respect to the Finnish veterans. You shed your blood for us and we are forever grateful! Thank you.

Great stuff with Laura, missed a chance with Candy

Earlier the same night before I ended up fucking Tea I was exchanging SMS messages with Laura. The thing she had going with some guy was finished and thus she was in the game again. We agreed to meet Sunday evening.

Sunday morning she sent me a message saying it's probably best if we don't have sex. I was a bit puzzled, but I told her it's OK and that I still want to see her. I did. She's a nice girl. And I was rather certain that no matter what she said her lips were going to be circled around my cock by the end of the day.

I picked her up from work, we rented a movie and came to my place. We watched the movie in each other's arms. I caressed her breasts and her butt on top of her clothes and explained that it's not sex. I asked if she could watch the movie in her underwear and so she took her pants off. She had blue string panties on. I fingered her a bit but the movie was rather good so mostly we concentrated on watching.

When the movie ended I took her panties off. She asked me how I define sex. "Well I don't think putting my cock in your pussy is sex". She agreed. I licked her pussy for something like 20 minutes. She had shaved and she tasted good. I had loads of fun and so did she. I also ran my tongue around her asshole a few times.

Her lips circled around my cock as I had predicted and she did a good job. It was just what I needed. She neglected the balls a bit, but otherwise her technique was very good. I was really enjoying myself.

After a decent amount of receiving I got myself a condom. She got up on all fours and I just watched her for a while. I watched her asshole and her shaved pussy. It was great. I entered her and fucked her in to an orgasm. After she had climaxed she said "I don't know why I thought this wouldn't be a good idea". She loves my cock. I know it.

She turned around and I fucked her in the missionary. I asked if I could fuck her in the ass next time and the answer I got suprised me. She almost got pissed off. "Why the fuck does every guy make such a fuzz about it? I've decided I don't do that anymore." This was definately not the reaction I was expecting. She used to like it though she was always somewhat cautious. I wanted to ask what had happened, but I didn't want to ruin the mood more thatn I already had and so I apologized. She said it's OK and I continued fucking her.

The good thing about her being my ex-girlfriend is that she knows quite a few tricks I like. She put her hands on my ass and started rubbing my asshole with her fingers as I pounded her. That's a surefire way of making me cum and it didn't fail this time either. I exploded in to an orgasm. She stayed over for the night.

I'm going to have to the to the bottom of this anal fear she seems to have grown. I want remind myself how good it felt to first fuck her in the ass and then make her suck my cock.

Last night I was at a party too and Candy, Laura's little sister, was there. I've been trying to nail her for quite a while as I've told you earlier, but haven't succeeded yet. This time I came even closer. She came over to my place for the night. She was in my bed in her bra and string undies, but told me it would be too weird to kiss me. God I wanted her, but I of course I let her be. It would've been so great to fuck her on the same bed that I fucked her older sister on the previous night. I could've compared their titties, pussies and assholes. I could've compared their blowjob technique. I would've fetched a star from the sky for her if she had just let me see her naked and taste her pussy a bit. But no, she still needs some work.

Loving and caring Tea, *puke*

I was at a party on the night between Saturday and Sunday. Tea called me from a bar to ask if she could come and sleep at my place. I was in need of some pussy so I told her she could come. She sent me a message when she got into a cab and so I took one too.

We met at my place, took our clothes off and went to bed. At first it was a bit awkward, but then we started kissing. I started running my hand around her body, but when I got to her crotch she stopped me everytime. Well, she's done it before and I know how to get over it. It put my hand in her panties from behind and as we were passionately kissing I circled her butt with my hand and pushed my fingers in her soaking-wet pussy. After that it was OK to touch her crotch.

I took off her panties and started licking her. I was at it only for a moment when she pulled me up and told me that she can't do this right now. "Blah, stupid bitch" I thought but said "That's OK" and took some distance. She's so like that. A slut who tries to act like she's Mother Teresa. She wanted me to shove my cock in her pussy and fuck her hard, but I guess she heard her mother's voice in her head reminding her that sex is for two people who love each other.

Well, I was feeling tired so I thought that I'll just get some sleep. It didn't take long for her to be all over me. She started kissing me and caressing my body. I guess the slut in her won the battle. She gave me a blowjob, which was suprisingly good.

Everything she did was like she was making love to the man she's getting married to. She was so loving and caring and thoughtful it made me want to puke my guts out. As I fucked her the only thought in my mind was "Stupid bitch". Isn't that healthy and normal sex. I hadn't the slightest bit of compassion for her and I let myself cum rather quickly. I don't think she managed to get an orgasm before me, but so what. I hated fucking her. I shouldn't have done it.

And as I thought that the horrid love-making she was performing was over I came to realize that the torture was yet to come. She wouldn't leave me alone. She kept kissing me and trying to give me a handjob and kissing and kissing and kissing and kissing. I kept pushing her away but she kept coming back. I even thought about throwing her out, but I didn't have the heart to do it since she had no means of getting home. I was so fed up with her. Finally she stopped when I raised my voice and told her in an unfriendly tone of voice to quit it. What a nightmare.

In the morning she got up before me. She put her clothes on, put on some make-up, did all kinds of stuff. I continued sleeping and hoped that she was preparing to leave, until she poked me on the head and said "Dont' sleep anymore, I'm bored." For her sake it's good that I don't own a gun cause if I did I probably would've stuck the barrel in her asshole and put a stop to her miserable life.

But I acted like an adult. Eventually I got up and started giving her hints that I've got a lot of stuff to do and that it was probably best if she left. It took her hours to understand that she's not wanted.

Probably going to take some distance to her too. I need new girls.